amautifect:

OMG! You can now hashtag things on facebook! Why? Is that really necessary?

kendallhaleart:

“Pokedex Entry: Magnetoise, the Theres-no-way-this-is-a-pokemon Pokemon.
Bound by unholy magicks, this pokemon defies both science and general reason. The third, fourth, and fifth eyes on its body allow it to see into the future and accurately predict the outcomes of sporting events. It enjoys taking long baths. In blood.”

To see the picture at a larger resolution, go here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Magnetoise-378434750?ga_submit_new=10%253A1371412042

lucifers-ballsack:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

glaceons:

My oldest and newest plush and handheld.
We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?

smallworldofbigal:

I had no idea Microsoft was making cupcakes.

catsbeaversandducks:

The Cat Belt, for when you really need to stand up, regardless of who’s sleeping on your lap.

utopianoverlord:

Just hold on, and everything will be fine.

caitlincato:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

This guy is perfect.

captured-ghosts:

How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion!